NyxSerpent's Notebook

Anyway...

Nice first entry for everyone who wants to look to see...
Yeah, like anyone is actually gonna read this one.
Oh well.

Friend me if you want, I may or may not friend you back. I don't plan on having anything friends-locked, but if that happens, I'll deal with it then.

I have some fandom related stuff on my insanejournal.

Anyone who has posted Detective Conan/Magic Kaito fanfiction here on LJ may have gotten comments from me as silverdragon_17 .
For those with fanfiction of Fanfiction.net, you would know me as Kiritsu (if it was an anonymous review), Kiritsu from Kudostalker (I share with my sister who is known as Shinju), or NyxSerpent. And for anyone who finds their way here from RS/RS2, I'm NyxSerpent.

NO USING THE KID CARICATURE THAT I HAVE UNLESS YOU GIVE ME CREDIT! I drew that myself, for my sister Shinju.
I also created my Kenshin icon. I originally had the wrong hiragana on it, and have redone it with the correct hiragana. It now says 'ORO?!' instead of the 'OKO?' that I accidentally gave it originally. Give credit if you take it.

And because I know I'll forget to add it to some of my fics, I'll put my disclaimer here: I no own. You no sue. We get along, yes?

Ok, so I've started a major DC kick...
I'm having issues finding some of the episodes subtitled in English, but I'll figure something out.

Anyway, Icka mentioned how there is promos for movie 14 when 13 only came out a bit ago, and...
WE CAN HAS KAITOU KID.
You have no idea how happy I am.

I mentioned this on the HP forum RS2, saying I wanted Kid for myself. I found out that Shinju and I aren't the only DC/MK fans on the site (there's at least one more) and he wondered how I was going to manage to keep Kaitou Kid.

I said:
"I'd let him wander free!
<_< ...most of the time... >_>
I'd have to share him with Akako-chan anyway, she'd be the one making sure he doesn't run away for good."

And then my HP/DC/MK crossover-plunny reared it's head again. Kid and the Weasley Twins seem determined to make Snape's mind shatter.
...I don't know what they want 50 kilos of blue and/or green Jello, 3 statues, 14 firecrackers, and a pony for, but I get the feeling that I really shouldn't ask.

And, after a bit more conversation, Kaito/Kid decided that he would do the 'I saw Daddy kissing Kaitou Kid' plunny that he refused to do before, while Toichi/Kid wanted to do it.
*headdesk*
Sure, he won't do it under normal circumstances, but he'll do it if he's at Hogwarts. WTF?

No, wait, he's decided he's ok with it wherever it's done...I think Kid convinced Kaito that the reaction would be worth it.

*headdesk*...*headdesk*...*headdesk*...*headdesk*...owwwwwwww

Ok, remember how I said Kaito wouldn't touch the whole 'Kid kissing Nakamori-keibu' thing?
My Kaitou Kid voice seperated from my Kuroba Kaito voice because he thought Keibu-san's reaction would be incredibly funny.

So Toichi came back from the dead because he thought it was a great idea too.

So now instead of Kaitou/Kaito, I have Kaitou/Toichi.

*headdesk* My voices are multiplying. It wasn't enough with my whole Kaito/Kaitou sometimes being one voice and sometimes being separate...

And according to my voices, at least for this, Toichi and Nakamori-keibu were good friends.

So now, a couple of heists before he was killed, Toichi/Kid lands in front of Keibu, has his hat and monocle taken off, and is wearing a girl's face and hair. Which is odd, 'cause he had that little mustache a minute ago...

Anyway, he goes "I'll see you later, Keibu-san!" in a high-pitch female voice, kisses the Keibu, grabs his hat and monocle and dashes off before Keibu gets a chance to do anything but splutter.

Keibu has too many words trying to get out at first, hence the spluttering, but then, as always, he screams "KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!" and starts running after him while turning the air around him blue from his swearing.

Later someone tells Toichi, who pretends he doesn't already know about it. He then laughs at Nakamori.

N: You would've done it, wouldn't you?
T: Oh yeah, your reaction must have been priceless! I wish I'd been there.

I call it 'my icon' because it is. I created it...ok, so Shinju put the pieces together for the complete icon, but I made the rest of it.

I'm putting the pieces under the full icon because I know it runs a little too fast for some people to read everything

*headdesk* I told you all how I've been re-reading Icka's Grey Series. Well, looking at Christmas Daze again, I just thought of something.

"I saw Daddy kissin' Santa Claus..." Aoko warbled as she puttered around the room, hanging decorations. "Underneath the mistletoe last night..."
He didn't see me creep
down the stairs to have a peek.
He thought that I was tucked up
in my bedroom fast asleep.

Then I saw Daddy tickle Santa Claus
underneath his beard so snowy white.
Oh what a laugh it would have been
if the Task-Force had only seen
Daddy kissin' Santa Claus last night!


My Kaito(u)-voice refuses to touch any other version of this. No having Kid be dressed as Santa, or Nakamori-keibu kissing Kid. He shudders every time I mention it. The mental images of it aren't helping him. *grins evilly*

She started it.

Just for the record, the plunny is adding as I type. It's sitting on my head and won't go away. I'm not going to bother fixing this as I go, I'll just tell you what my MK fandom voices are telling me as they say it.

Here's what I've got.

Kaito has someone helping him on the heist. It isn't Jii. ...I think it's Hakuba, but I don't know why. But it was completely willing, no blackmail or anything. And it's been going on for a while. ...actually, I think it's Hakuba because I'm reading Icka's Grey Series right now. Whatever I'm reading always makes its way into what I'm writing...

Anyway, there's a heist going, and one of them is up above where everyone can see. Then a person whips off their clothing and becomes another Kaitou Kid.

...

The one up above is Hakuba. Kaito just informed me that he decided to disguise himself as Nakamori-keibu for kicks. ...and for the reaction when he wakes up. There's a bunch of cameras to catch what happens once he realizes why he's asleep in the Woman's Restroom.

Anyway, Hakuba didn't know who Kaito was disguised as.
And Hakuba-Kid says something about how he didn't realize it wasn't Nakamori-keibu. So Kaito-Kid says "That's because I was ACTING!"
Hakuba-Kid: "Genius!"
Kaito-Kid" "Thank you."

And why did all this happen?
Because somehow Kaito saw one of the old SNL episodes with the Master Thespian. And, of course, he LOVED it and had to find a way to pull it off.

*headdesk* Kaito just told me how he'd do it without the heist.

Kaito goes into school all serious and all, no tricks or magic or anything. When someone asks about it, 'cause you know they will, he says he's not going to do magic or play tricks on anybody anymore. When they all stare, and somebody says it isn't right, this plays out:
Kaito: *grins* I was merely ACTING!

Sadly, there is no one to go "Genius!" unless Akako has also seen it. She refuses to tell me if she has or not.

And if I manage to get more of either scenario, I'll post it. Possibly as one of my Writer's Choice for Fanfic100.

I'm re-reading Icka's Grey Series.

...Yeah, I think that about covers all giggles and falls off my chair for the last 24 hours. And likely the next as well.

This series is made of Win and Awesome.

Title: Relative Normalcy
Fandom: Magic Kaito
Characters: Kaito Kuroba, Saguru Hakuba, their classmates, and a substitute teacher.
Prompt: 088. School.
Word Count: 256
Rating: G
Summary: What is considered normal is all dependent on exactly what you see every day.

( Relative Normalcy )

Yes, there is a Fandom Hospital. It currently resides mostly in my and Shinju's heads. We've got some of it on my digital voice recorder. Eventually we will get it out onto the internet for your viewing pleasure...or not...some of it may be disturbing.

The main idea is that there is a Hospital that any character from a Fandom can go to. They can be themselves, though that may not always fit with their Fandom's Canon. They interact with characters in their own Fandom, and those from other Fandoms.

It's where most Fanfic writers work...we take Canon, and we fix it so that we like it. And if it's needed, there's a Beta Ward that will look over things to make sure it won't be bound for the Homonymicide Crypt.

It's entirely possible that you'd see Joey(Jounouchi) from YuGiOh as Joey the Planeteer (Captain Planet [and yes, I've seen that crossover]) talking to an Enterprise-bound Gohan from DBZ. Or see Kaitou Kid from Magic Kaito/Detective Conan being inducted into the Hufflepuff Conspiracy. Because we're allowed to know it exists there. There may also be some Star Wars and Star Trek crossover action. No, it is NOT illegal to like both, most fans just think it is.

Beware the Pink Bad Man Shirt from DBZ. If you came here from RS2, you already know part of the reasons why.


Fandom General's Warnings: ('cause we figure there's gotta be one of these there...)
Fandom Hospital may cause shortness of breath or temporary suffocation due to extreme amounts of laughter. It can also cause an extreme need of Mind Squeegees or Brain Bleach due to extreme Squick-ness. It may cause an un-abiding fear of unicorns as your mind has been brutally stripped of it's innocence by the unfortunate victi patients of Fandom Hospital. It may also cause ROTFLMFAO, WTF?!-ness, and OMGWTFBBQ! along with !!!1!!one!!, LOL, O Hai, lolspeak, lolcats, Crack!Fic, Squick!Fic, Slash!Fic, and a number of other things we can't be bothered to list here. Stop reading Fandom Hospital if you find yourself changing colors or unexpectedly giving all your current Fanfiction Crack. Do not read Fandom Hospital for more than 12 hours straight or your brain will turn to mush. Fandom Hospital should not be shown to Minors. Or Miners. Or anyone under the height of 4 foot 3 inches¹, really. It gives them ideas. And we don't like when they get ideas... Please note that Fandom Hospital caters to all Fandoms and all Pairings in the known universe, and some in the unknown. All new Fandoms will be assimilated; resistance is futile.
¹4 foot 3 inches is the height no plunny can reach. They are all 4 foot 2 inches or shorter. (see also, that's what Shinju decided...and she's threatening me with the Rusty Flaming Toothpick of DOOM!)

This is all joisbishmyoga's fault. And if I manage to write more, this will show up somewhere in the fic.


The scene in the hallway would have caused any reasonably sane person to run in terror. However, Albus Dumbledore was not known for his sanity.

Gred and Forge looked at each other, and then looked at the person they had run into.
Kaitou Kid looked at the twins in front of him, and with a puff of smoke disguised himself as one of them.
Gred looked at Forge.
Forge looked at Gred.
They both looked at Kid.
Kid looked at them both.
And then all three of them grinned.

Elsewhere in the castle, Severus Snape snapped into a sitting position as he woke from a dead sleep.
His Trouble Sense was tingling. He was sure that somewhere, something was being plotted. And for it to set off his sense to this degree, the Weasley Twins had to be involved.
Though that didn't explain why his instincts were telling him to get as far away as was humanly possible...
Deciding that there was no way this plot could be any worse than anything they had pulled before, he forced all thoughts of fleeing out of his mind and went back to sleep.

Back at the corridor, Dumbledore walked away humming. It was so nice to see the Weasley twins getting along with the visitors. The three of them had all walked off talking quite animatedly. He was sure this would do wonders for international cooperation. Now if he could just get these two Lemon Drops unstuck...

In an abandoned classroom, three identical redheads had identical grins as they planned the pranks for the next day. Snape would never know what hit him.`

I have a fic. It's for my FanFic100. It's all typed up and nice. I have the word count done, the summary, hell, I even managed to pick out the Prompt!
But I have no title.
I cannot post it without a title.
Seriously, WTF?!
Usually if I don't have one from the start, I get it while writing or once I see the finished product, but noooooo, can't possibly happen this time...
GRAAAAAAAAHH!
*goes off to strangle someon-er,thing*

Title: Red
Fandom: Magic Kaito
Characters: Kaitou Kid, Aoko Nakamori
Prompt: 011. Red.
Word Count: 252
Rating: PG
Summary: He's not sure how he got there, but all he sees is Red.
Author's Notes: Italics are Kaitou's thoughts. Warning: Character Death. Evil Plunny attacked me during class. I don't like these plunnies, they depress me.

( Red. )

Shinju gets all the blame for this, as she started it.

She mentioned something about Kaito learning a lot of different languages. English, French (of course!), German, Russian, somehow Ancient Egyptian got in there...
Anyway, I joked saying that for some reason he learned the swears quicker than anything else. Which brought up the idea: what would the heists be like if Kaitou Kid started swearing at Nakamori-keibu whenever he did something that slowed Kid's plans?

So now we have Kaitou Kid swearing at Nakamori-keibu in different languages. And then, because Keibu-san wants to know what was being said, he's being given a list with the swears written out in their original language along with the language it's from and dictionaries so that he could look them up.
(Merde - French - Dictionary in pile)
So now Keibu-san is learning how to swear in other languages...
Which led to the swearing wars. They both take it as a challenge to see who can continue the longest with the most creative swears

Kid is hanging from the ceiling. Nakamori-keibu is obviously on the ground. The Task Force is just standing there and watching...kind of like ping pong, first look at one, then look at the other.
Kid: @$#%^&!!! You @#$$^&&^*&%$%^^$##%^&@#$!!!!!!!
Nakamori: I DO NOT! YOU #^$*&^*^%^#%$@#$%!#@$$^%#%$ WITH GOLDFISH!!!!!
Kid: WHAT?! I WOULD NOT *^%^#% A $@#$%!#@! AND DEFINITELY NOT WITH GOLDFISH! YOU WOULD 3@#$%#%& A @#$%^ WITH 4 #e^%*&^&rthy#$ IN A @#$^%&^*&^!!!!!!!!
Nakamori: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!
Kid: YOU HEARD ME!

Shinju mentioned at one point there being something about a camel, a Pharaoh, and three cats. I mentioned in the Empire State building, she added the Statue of Liberty, and I said that there would probably be a mention of the Eiffel Tower at that point as well...though I called it 'Tour Eiffel' 'cause I thought of the French name first...

And there was also something about Mexican Jumping Beans. Not sure how those figured in to the whole thing...actually, I'm trying not to think about it much, like the bit about "a tonfa, a snapping turtle, wet rawhide, Sensei, and his internal organs" from the HP fic Heir of Blood

Of course, at some point Nakamori may mispronounce something...as I have no idea how good he is with foreign languages.

Kid: You did not mean that how it came out. You just claimed that your daughter...well, (insert word here) means daughter. (insert similar sounding word here) is probably what you were aiming to say, and means @#$%^#@$.
Nakamori: So...I just said that Aoko...?
Kid: Yeah, you did. And with the way you are, she definitely wouldn't do that.
Aoko: What wouldn't I do?
Kid, Nakamori, and the Task Force: NOTHING!

Aoko writes down some of what she heard. She decides to ask Kaito where she can get some dictionaries to translate it. Kaito looks at it, and pretends he only recognizes a few of the swears.
Kaito: Um...Aoko? You don't want to translate these.
Aoko: Why?
Kaito: Just trust me.
Hakuba comes over and sees the list. He pales a bit, after recognizing a few himself.
Hakuba: For once I agree with Kuroba. Don't look these up. Who was saying this?
Obviously, he missed heists. I'm not sure if he was sick or visiting family in England. One or the other...or both. Will figure that out later.
Aoko: Dad and Kaitou Kid during the last heist. They kept going back and forth with these.
Hakuba's brain promptly breaks at the thought of a heist becoming a swearing war between Nakamori-keibu and Kaitou Kid.

So I just finished watching the very last Rurouni Kenshin episode.
The last...maybe five minutes were sappy to the point that it was sickening. I would call it WAFF, but the entire episode...
I never knew that that much fluff, WAFF, and sap could be squeezed into 19 minutes. Dear Gods.

And I would rant on this more, but I have to go to work...so I may wind up adding to this later.

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!

I've been watching Rurouni Kenshin recently.

You know that jacket Aoshi has? That white one with the yellow at the collar and all?
That is a Kaiba jacket. Yes, I mean Kaiba Seto from Yu-Gi-Oh. I think Aoshi may be one of Seto's ancestors, wearing a jacket like that.
Of course, Shinju insists that at some point one of Aoshi's descendants marries one of Kenshin's, and that's why Mokuba is so much nicer that Seto...
Personally, I think Seto is descended from Aoshi and Saitou. He's tall, has the jacket, MUST be the best, and won't let go of the past. While I agree that Mokuba could be descended from Kenshin, Seto couldn't possibly be. He's got too much tall kickass evilness in him for that.

And then, there are other things...
Hiko has that Collar-O-DOOM! on his cape thing. Yes, that is what Shinju has been calling it.
I decided that Shishio is the first videotaped case of spontaneous human combustion.
And Misao is Shinju but with mad ninja skillz. Yes, that is how my sister would act if she had mad ninja skillz. No, I'm not spelling that incorrectly.
My friend Kahlan claims that she and Sano would be best friends, as they are both fighters and would both have big swords. Which sparked ideas about a conversation that would supposedly happen between the two about how well they can handle big swords. Can you see how quickly that conversation degenerated?
...not that any conversation involving swords can last long without becoming innuendo when I talk with Kahlan...

And I found the outtakes on youtube...
It's the English voice-over actors either purposely or accidentally botching their lines.
I cannot blame them for having issues with saying 'Amakakeru Ryuu no Hirameki'. I can barely say it right.
But having Hiko go "Rock on, Kenshin" is funny. Better is Shishio saying "Let's go-o!" in a high pitched voice. And I don't know who it was, might've been Chou, but they were talking after inhaling helium. Always fun.

Though I sat through an hour and a half of Japanese to watch the movie before hunting down an English translation of it... I did manage to somewhat figure out what was going on... This guy was pissed at Battousai 'cause Battousai killed his...friend?brother? wasn't sure. But I was right! Which is all that mattered to me since I had to rely entirely on people's faces and tones of voice when attempting to figure out what they were saying...'cause the few words of Japanese that I do know don't really help much when watching anime.

I have decided that I prefer Kaoru's and Misao's Japanese voices over their English ones.
Kenshin has a nice singing voice no matter what language it's in.
Kaoru is never to be given any kind of alcohol, as she's a scarily uninhibited drunk.
Megumi and Kaoru need to be locked in a room together. Whoever comes out alive gets Kenshin. My bets are on Kaoru.
I think we need a Battousai vs Saitou, part two! Whoever lives, wins...wait, they'll likely wind up killing each other with no winner... Nevermind!

Um...that's the end of my rambling for the moment. Later!

if art.com makes my drawing skills better or worse...

But I tried anyway. So now we have Kaitou Kid's signature sketch in color!

What? You think I was bored out of my mind to do this?
Nope, no idea where you could possibly have gotten that idea from... </sarcasm>

So I went to Barnes and Noble...it's now after midnight so...yesterday and got this book "How To Be A Villain". I started reading it, and got about halfway through chapter one before getting this slight idea that, since this book seemed like something out of a crack!fic, it should be in one.
This caused a minor idea of Gin and Vodka having the book, and one of them going "But that isn't what it says in the Villain's Handbook!" while waving it around.
The quote at the beginning of chapter two (famous villain quotes for each chapter) was Pinky and Brain. Dunno why I noticed, but I did. So I got through chapter two before I had to go to work.

The crack!plunny attacked me at work as soon as my migraine had lost the battle to the pain meds.
Crack!plunny decided to mash quote and original idea together. And bugged me until I got out the little notebook I carry everywhere just in-case something like this happens and wrote it down.

Behold the crack!

"So what are we doing tonight, Gin?"
"The same thing we do every night, Vodka. Try to ..."
At this point the plunny couldn't decide. They're either trying to take over Japan, or trying to kill Sherry. Or both. Plunny has been off writing pro/con lists to decide since it gave me the rest of its idea.
It decided to continue to the theme song.
It's Vodka a-and Gin
Vodka a-and Gin
Skipping to the end 'cause I don't know the real words so the plunny couldn't mess with them.
It's Vodka, it's Vodka a-and
Gin, Gin, Gin, Gin,
Gin, Gin, Gin, Gin
Narf! *slap!*
Narf being Vodka, slap being Gin hitting Vodka upside his head for saying Narf.



...this is what I get for mixing lack of sleep and painkillers.

So Kaitou Kid has sent out a note.
Nakamori-keibu and Hakuba-kun are looking at it.
Nakamori-keibu is confused and wondering why Kid sent a note in English.
Hakuba-kun is confused as all his information pointed to Kid being better at English than this.

The note is sitting on a desk between them.

All your jewels are belong to us.
Kaitou Kid

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I couldn't help it. I went to finally figure out what was up with 'All your base are belong to us' and once I did this plunny came out of nowhere and wouldn't go away until I wrote it down. *whimpers*

( I am proud to present )

Fear the 1:30 a.m. boredom/mental randomness from which all of this is spawned!
PH34R IT I 54Y!!!

...ok, maybe I should actually sleep now...
Sound like a good idea to whoever actually reads this other than Shinju-chan?
Thought so.
Shinju-chan, I knew your response already.

G'night whoever you are!